Tampooned **NOT SO MUCH A GUY POST**
yes, it's a new word. i made it up to describe a very blushing incident.
we have lived at our house for a little over 3 years, and with this house, we adopted a few stray kids. :) we love them all, and all the lessons we learn from our brothers and sisters that go home to their own houses.
it's rare, if ever, that we see our other children's biological parents. when I say rare, I mean that in three plus years we may have seen/spoken to one set about 6 times. yet, their children have had at least a dozen sleepovers. and it's the same for the other set of parents. i don't say that to pick on them, just to be honest, and to further explain the soon to be revealed embarrassing incident.
after the halloween trick-or-treaters were home sorting and counting their stashes, our back door neighbors decided to hang out for a little bit after walking for miles (we have a LARGE neighborhood). We asked them to sit down (yes, we moved over the clean laundry mountain that i was planning to fold in between trick-or-treaters, but misjudged the amount of time it would take to doll out candy with a 14 month old who wanted to sit at the door the entire night). We were all chatting nicely about our houses, what we hope to update, while watching a very happy baby doing his usual baby tricks to get laughs and claps. (He's really good at stealing the show).
i don't know how it happened, but i suppose he left the room and went into the bathroom for a little scavenger hunt because as i finished saying something to the dad, he pointed at the baby and said, "what is he chewing on?"
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all four of us adults, and two little girls looked at him to see him chewing on a tampon.
yes.
a tampon.
aren't you glad you read this far?
if you have ever been 'tampooned' i want to hear about it.
3 comments:
I have a few...One time I was rummaging through my purse at a counter, and my whole ziplock bag full of tampons and pads fell out right there in front of the guy ringing me up. He just stared at them.
Just a couple weeks ago I had electricians in the house, and the dog brought them a mouthful of tampons as a gift. I don't know WHY he likes the tampons so much! He's always getting into them!
But the best most worst most die of embarrassment story belongs to my sister. We all know we can flush tampons, right? (TMI?) Well not my sister. She wrapped them and put them in the trash.
WELL...she was at her boyfriend's apartment one evening, and his dog came running into the living room with a used tampon in his mouth, and he dropped it right in front of them!!
Would you just DIE!!??
Yes, I would die. Thank goodness this one was still in the wrapper!!
Love, me
I have a tampon story. It's ugly though.
So ugly I have to tell you in just one sentence.
Right after Scott and I got married, his/our dog ate one of my tampons!
Don't ask for details. Just know it is THE WORST tampon story EVER! EVER! and there you go.
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